I HAVE A NEW TITLE

Written by Captain Mary on Wednesday, February 17, 2010

DOG HOOKER
What the hell does that mean? I make ends meet by doing odd jobs. I reinvent myself every chance I get.
The other evening I was relaxing in my favorite chair, when the phone began to ring, it was 10:30 in the evening. When I get calls that late in the evening, I panic just a little. To my surprise it was a lady calling from Utah, she got my name from one of my customers. She asked, "if I could do her a big favor", her dog sitter was unable to work on Friday and Saturday. So, I agreed to help. The favor was a bit unusual, she wanted me to sleep with her four dogs. If that wasn't crazy enough, she also requested that I sleep in her bed with the dogs, and love them up. I think that this request has to be the most unusual to date.
I completed the job, even though it was extremely odd, never meeting this mysterious woman, it was time to get paid. I am certain that she was desperate to let someone she didn't know in her home, not to mention in her bed. Still, I have not met this woman in person, she calls and says that my payment will be under the door mat.
I wonder how far pet owners will go to take care of their animals. Whatever that may be, it is good for me, job security.

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  1. 2 comments: Responses to “ I HAVE A NEW TITLE ”

  2. By Mini on February 17, 2010 at 9:43 AM

    I have some rats that I need petsat and slept with. Please reply!!! LOL

    Anyway to make a buck mom. At least Dog Hooker is still legal!! LOL

  3. By Patti on February 21, 2010 at 5:24 AM

    Mary, Only you would have the heart to care for a strangers pets and sleep in their bed...hope she paid you well..this was definately your good deed =)Patti