Written by Captain Mary on Sunday, November 11, 2007

My 3rd relationship did end with my man leaving me for my own friend, well not really much of a friend. She divorced her husband and the two of them went on to have happy lives. So they thought. After our break up my x continued to contact me. Still craving the life we once had and the fun that never ended. Ha! My x's new wife had become a problem for me, I think she suspected that her new husband(my x) was continuing to carry on with me. She was right indeed. She would call my house looking for him, I would always say I didn't know what she was talking about. She became relentless. I decided that I would just be truthful about the whole thing, since he was my man first I figured I had SQUATTER RIGHTS, doesn't that work with husbands too? I was in possession for the last 7 years.
I was ready for her the next time, she called as I knew she would, I simply told her that he was in the Shower and I would give him the message. She continued to haunt me, she really crossed the Mary line when she managed to get hired at the same place I was working at the time. I was driving a boat for a local dive shop, after the dive trip I pulled up to the dock and off loaded my customers, one of my co-workers came over to me and told me who the new hire was. I may have never run into her, because the captains stay dockside and not at the shop. Since it was payday anyway I thought to myself well lets get this over with. I confronted her and told her that I simply had Squatters Rights, if she didn't like it, she could go. That was the last time I ever saw her. As for her husband, we continued this little adventure, meeting in places all over the Southern part of the state from Orlando to the Florida Keys. It was fun while it lasted, I began to get bored. There was just no water involved in our relationship any longer. I had no intention of keeping him or taking him back. After an exciting three years I gave up Squatters Rights.

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  1. 5 comments: Responses to “ SQUATTERS RIGHTS ”

  2. By Queenie on May 31, 2008 at 10:42 PM

    How long exactly do you have to be involved with someone before you can declare squatters right? Technically, I can call them on you right? Right? God. Tell me I am fucking right!!!!!

  3. By Cappy on June 1, 2008 at 7:51 AM

    Queenie, I am not sure exactly what the term of time would be, a contract has to be established with the individual, the rest is up to you.

  4. By Anonymous on October 11, 2010 at 1:42 AM

    Got a kick out of this story! You left out the part where you ran out of the diveshop crying and the phone call to the boss afraid that i followed you home ha ha ! We are going on nineteen years together happy and very much in love!

  5. By Captain Mary on October 11, 2010 at 9:03 AM

    Hey anonymous, that was so many years ago, or should I say Linda. I am glad for the both of you, truly. I think about your child or children and am so happy that they have two parents who love them. Nothing else matters.

  6. By Mini on October 11, 2010 at 2:38 PM

    Funny how some people just can't let things rest. LOL Good thing you are an ADULT and were able to move on soooooo EASILY!!!