I WANT TO BE AN ALIEN

Written by Captain Mary on Friday, November 14, 2008

I have come to a conclusion in my life, that being an American citizen I am getting the dirty end of the stick. I have decided to renounce my citizenship and become an alien. I can start by no longer paying any taxes, off I go to the welfare office to pick up some cash. Next, I go to the food stamp office and the Medicaid office, for food and health insurance. Lets see, now I need a place to live, I can turn my own home into a section 8 and live here for free. I definitely have to quit my job, so that the welfare keeps coming. Now I can tell all my friends and family to do the same thing and we can live the American dream without being an American.


Let's see what we will be giving up. Well, I won't be able to vote, that's a crap shoot anyway, isn't it? Social security, that's not enough to fill up a tank of gas. Recently heard that congress is going to give us that too. Pretty much have all the benefits as good tax paying Americans without having to pay for schools, bail-outs and such. I can still get credit cards, but if I don't pay my bills where can they deport me to? Back to the government offices and they will help pay all my bills.


If I remain an American I will be giving up all these free benefit's and will have to work for a living, paying a large percentage of everything I make to the government and aliens.

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  1. 2 comments: Responses to “ I WANT TO BE AN ALIEN ”

  2. By Jason T on November 18, 2008 at 8:06 AM

    well put, absolutely could not have been said any better

  3. By Mini on November 18, 2008 at 11:19 AM

    now that you mention it, I think it is time for me to get some of those benefits you were talking about. I put in so I might as well take advantage, while I still can.